Golden Heart,Silver Tongue

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

rainsweet:

will always reblog this story

untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

angelarzxu:

pleasantly-stranger:

lupinswilly:

neonninjahair:

hayaustin:

The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

omfg asdfghjkl

Found a better one.  

PRINCE KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.

I’d work at Disneyland just for this

angelarzxu:

pleasantly-stranger:

lupinswilly:

neonninjahair:

hayaustin:

The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

omfg asdfghjkl

Found a better one. 
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PRINCE KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.

I’d work at Disneyland just for this

sofapizza:

official-nhl:

Clearly the ref is very inclined to stop whatever is happening here.


fascinating

sofapizza:

official-nhl:

Clearly the ref is very inclined to stop whatever is happening here.

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fascinating

bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

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OH MY GOD

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents