acting cool but checking out the booty like
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING
Now this is the future of fashion.
this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings
i’m just not a “waking up person”
pros of dating me
- have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.
cons of dating me
- 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women.